we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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