i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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