i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
