it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
pray to the hookup gods
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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