butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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