Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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