I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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