How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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