Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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