dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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