my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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