Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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