Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
