Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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