My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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