Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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