PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
what the fuck happened to the tacos
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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