Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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