: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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