And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I will be naked everywhere
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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