why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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