So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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