check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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