How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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