He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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