Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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