wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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