nut hugger
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
BRING THE BAGELS
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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