fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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