did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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