do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
