I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Let's paint friendship bongs
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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