Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
When are your genitals available?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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