carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
