no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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