I saw his package. It spoke to me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
