see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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