Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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