Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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