You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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