hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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