Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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