You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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