do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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