): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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