He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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