it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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