Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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