did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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