what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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