I wannas sexs uuuuu
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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