No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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