Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I forgot wine drunk hurts
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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