So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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