you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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