Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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