Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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