There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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